“Daer Pen Pal

My Naem is ALFRED F. JONES. I am in 2 grade. My favrite things is hambergers and football and my dog His naem is Spike and I like carots. But you cant tell no one! Its not cool to like carots you know?

My techer says I haveto put here that I live in UNITED STATES in NEBASKRA the statE. Yep.

Writ back

ALFRED

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Dear Alfred,

My name is Arthur Kirkland. I live in London, England, which is in the United Kingdom. I think I received your letter by mistake. I am in my sixth year.

I highly suggest you work on your spelling. It doesn’t seem to be your strong point.

It is okay to like carrots, I like them myself. But my favourite vegetables are pickled cabbages.

Your Pen Pal,

Arthur Kirkland”

-He’s a Keeper